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March 24

High Five

If two men attempt a high five and miss, it is not permissible to attempt another high five. You might as well be holding hands, Nancy. Said high five shall be played off as if it never happened.

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March 23

Steak

There are no leftovers when eating steak.

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March 20

Man Lingo

No man shall say the following expressions:

  • I’ve had enough beer.
  • I’m too tired to gamble.
  • Did you see Brokeback Mountain?
Leave a comment with other things men don’t say. I will post the funniest ones this weekend.
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March 19

Wingdog

It is completely acceptable for a man to use a dog as a wingman.

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March 18

Baseball Cap Days

There are no ‘bad hair days.’ there are only ‘baseball cap days.’

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March 17

Blood Brother

A man may come across someone in their life, a fellow man, with whom they share a sense of loyalty, commitment, and similar taste. This man may come to be one’s ‘Blood Brother,’ with whom you will share any secret, any hardship, and every jail cell. (See Han Solo/Chewbacca and Jay/Silent Bob.)

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March 16

Playoff Game

No man shall change the channel during a playoff game except to see the score of another playoff game.

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